Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night. Bunty: How can you say that? Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more. Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers." Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao. Bunty: Alia Bhatt. Teacher: Get out of the Class. Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.
Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!